Debaser // Pixies
Slicing up eyeballs, I want you to know
pSA DONT FUCK WITH OUIJA BOARDS
DONT PLAY ONE MAN HIDE AND SEEK
DONT PLAY SHADOW MAN
DONT FUCK WITH ANYTHING THAT INVITES SPIRITS INTO YOUR HOME
lol sike catch me playing 2k14 with George Washington and Cleopatra while u afraid to touch some wood
girl on the first date: so what do you do?
me: you can say I’m in the meme export business
Pharrel: are you ready yoshi-chan?
Yoshi: p-pharrel-sama watashi dont think it’ll fit….
Pharrel: now now, i told you to call me onii-chan
one man, one mission……… cheeseburger apocalypse
BIG DOGS THAT THINK THEY’RE SMALL LAP DOGS ARE MY FAVORITE DOGS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD
Today’s Gender of the day is: Large Memes
what’s wrong w/ this wet dog??
This man was born with glass bones and paper skin.
Every morning he breaks his legs, and every afternoon he breaks his arms.
At night, he lies awake in agony until his heart attacks put him to sleep.
9/11 was an inside job
perpetrated by our own government
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO HIS LAUGH
do any of my followers go to SCAD? they seemed kinda interested in me today when i met with a representative and im not sure if moving from michigan to savannah is a hot idea (hahahHAHAH puns)
im really sick and my stepmom needs to make everything a one up situation or make me feel bad or make me cry like cant you just show some sympathy for once in your fucking life you fucking clot
my lymph nodes are so swollen to the point i cannot turn my head and my shoulders are slanted funny and shes telling me she has it worse cause she pulled a muscle or whatever but like???? cool??? nice?? really needed to know how much worse off you are than me thanks
and i cant speak anything other than quietly and my voice doesnt sound like my voice and shes mad at me for talking quietly fuck off